The earth is warming faster every day
It's just a natural cycle, some folks say
I know it's my fault too
But oh what can I do
I don't have the cash to buy a Prius.

Global warming guy
Global warming guy
I'm just a single person
And my name is not Al Gore

Kids drive SUVs to the mega high school
Take the Hummer to the gym and that ain’t too cool
And they ought to call it treason
Eatin’ food that’s out of season
We’re funding both sides of the war on terror.

Global warming guy
Global warming guy
It’s dangerous for me
To walk across the street.

Mr. Big lay down for the dark star
Snortin’ coal up his nose like a rock star
Car suckin’ juice like a dump truck
Spendin’ 87 dollars at the gas pump
’nother sixteen tons on the coal pile
Pardon me bro, it’s just a life style

Taliban, Taliban I got no bananas
Just two short cakes and stinkin’ sense-o-rama
Brought to you by them good folks at Enron
Everybody blamin’ problems on the Taliban
Halliburton got bank of load of cash bags
Twelve digits up on Dow and the Nasdaq.

Lights are blazing in the bright of day
Natural light is too expensive, school boards say
And better insulation
Will bump our state's inflation
But polar bears can’t live without some ice.

Global warming guy
Global warming guy
More coal from Venezuela, it’s not the answer.

McKibben knows the way to bring this round
Eat local, walk, and pedal through our town
Our communities must come first
If we care about the earth
We’ve all got important roles to play

Global warming guy
Global warming guy
America can be a model for the world.